I covered my cat in flowers
Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out
i adore this guy
*cries* thank you. I always wondered. (1985 baby)
this is like walking through dreams
You guys were so cute and sweet! Thanks for chasing us down, made my day! :D
wtf is an acronym
this post pisses me off
i still can’t decide if this is a statement or a question
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this